Tuesday, May 25, 2010

One Fine Day in Lalaland - The Sequel

Scene 1: Main Entrance

Mama enters home. Just came back from work/the mall.... Carrying something in a bag.

Angelina: (rubs self against Mama's legs) "Mama, welcome home. What's that in the bag?"
Mama: (holds up bag) "This one? It's a surprise for Brad."
Angelina: "Teeheehee....he's in for a very big surprise.....let me get him. He's been napping on your bed all day, Mama."
Mama: "That's not very healthy. Soon he'll be as fat as a goose."
Angelina: "Then we can cook him....har har har...."
Mama: "That's naughty of you."

Angelina walks merrily to the bedroom and jumps on bed.

Scene 2: Mama's Bedroom

Angelina: (smacks Brad's legs) "Brad, wake up."
Brad: (opens one eye) "I need my beauty sleep Angelina. Stop disturbing me."
Angelina: "Wake up you lazy bum. Mama's home."
Brad: (opens another eye) "Let her be. I'm sleepy...zzzzz"
Angelina: "She's brought home another boycat. You'd better claim your territory before he takes over."
Brad: (sits up straight) "What? How could she? I'm the baby of the house."
Angelina: "Har har har...not any more. He has big blue eyes and he's now sitting on your favourite chair."
Brad: "That's it. I'm going out and I'll teach this newcomer a lesson he'll never forget. Blue eyes or not."
Angelina: "Go on. Hurry. Har har har....."

Brad quickly jumps out of bed and run to the living room.

Scene 3: Living Room

Brad: "Mama, where is he?"
Mama: "Where's who?"
Brad: "The new cat. Angelina says you brought home a new cat. With big blue eyes."
Mama: "Oh....that 'cat'. He's there on your chair."
Brad: "Where.....ohhh......Angelina!!!! You liar! I hate you!!!!"

What did Brad see? scroll down....

...more....

...down some more....

...a little bit more...

Here he is.


The "cat".

The "cat" took over Brad's favourite chair.

The end.

Angelina's note: The "cat" is an original by Henry Lee of Henry Cats & Friends (www.henrycats.com). It's my pillow now....

30 comments:

Monyet King said...

You are a nutty cat :)

TK said...

PuttyTat.. I got an award for you at my blog. You really deserve it.

Cheqna said...

oh so cutenye...errr the pillow tu....haaa..this one i can hug, no chance of sprinting or jumping..hahaha...

and Brad needs "BEAUTY" sleep? hehe...

:-)

mamasita said...

Hahahahaha..Angelina, one of these days Brad is going to make you pee in your purrry pants!

Pat said...

Nice one! ;)

Au and Target said...

Cute: a horror story for cats!

Wan Sharif said...

Now I am no longer sure..you are suffering coz you have to live with a spoilt brat! or he is suffering coz he has to live with a naughty puttytat.
Hmm, to me.. the "cat" or your pillow does not look as cuddly..

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

So gorgeous! I'd love to have one too! Poor Brad! He felt threatened for a while, didn't he?

Pi Bani said...

The "cat" looks cuter than you, Angelina. :)

Anonymous said...

hi angie..

boleh ke kita share pillow tu? kita janji kita x tinggalkan peta or bau2an...

kirim salam kat brad ..

cik boo

Cat-in-Sydney said...

HRH Monyet King,
Only monyets eat nuts. har har har *evil laughs*

Cat-in-Sydney said...

TK Sensei.
Domo arigato gozaimasu for the award! Errrr....am blushing now.... purrrr....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Cheqna,
It's coated with my fur now.....Oh yes, Brad does need his beauty sleep. Didn't I tell you he's so vain? purrr.....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Yummy Mummy,
Kucing mana ada pakai pants. teeheehee.... purrr....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Pat,
Auw...thank you...thank you....purrr....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Ellen,
More like a scene from Nightmare on Elm Street....har har har *evil thoughts*

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Dear Uncle Wan,
I'm an enigma....a very cuddly one... purrr....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

CO78,
You know how boys are.... purrr....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Pi,
Cuter? It's OK. Am still the seductive one... purrr...meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Cik Boo,
Mana boleh kongsi. Itu kita punya sorang. Nanti kita suruh Mama kita beli lagi satu ye? purrr....meow!

Zendra-Maria said...

Waaah. the Meowna Lisa!!!!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Zendra,
More like the Da Vinci Code...har har har *evil laughs*

masterwordsmith said...

I also want one but it mist come with Angelina har har har!!!

tireless mom said...

How would Brad feel if we have the pillow war before sleep and obviously he would not mind to have as one of the ammunition, "that cat".

Red Alfa said...

Would it ever be eight in the family?

ninotaziz said...

Angelina,

Please tell your Mummy I haven't seen her around lately. How is she?

And how is her book coming along?

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Paula,
Errr....are you sure you really really want me? Have you found the antidote to cat dander allergy? purrr....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Yatt,
But the pillow is mine now. We don't have either pillow war or pillow talk...purrr....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Red Alfa (or is it Aunty Zendra?),
My Mama said she hated that TV show Eight is Enough. So, more like enough is enough in the household. purrr.....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Ninot,
Mama's been under the weather. I think she's allergic to winter. purrr....meow!