I heard that congratulations are in order. You have self-appointed yourself as the guardian of Madam Pe'ah Sushi Quattro. Below are the initiation rites that you'll have to undertake.
Never leave the door of the wardrobe open. Some people may want to help you with the laundry.
Never ever leave the toilet seat up. Pe'ah may want to have a taste of "flavoured" water. Eeeuwww....how disgusting!
Did we tell you that you MUST buy the tallest cat tree available? Oh, and replace every quarter or so. The rate of wear and tear is just mind boggling.
Don't be lazy. Do your laundry. Don't expect a cat to help you fold the clothes as clothes in laundry baskets are very very comfy indeed.
If you think the largest bed in the house is yours, think again. Sharing is the order of the day.
Glass is dangerous for cats. Oh, and humans too if it gets broken....by mistake or by design. Accidents happen, you know...
Sorry. Prime position taken.
Has she been spayed? Let me tell you, she will never ever regain her shape after giving birth.
These rites are just to facilitate you to obtain an "L" license in bringing up a cat. To gain a "P" plate, you'll have to undergo more vigorous tests, mostly practical, outdoors. To gain full license, you'll need to show exemplary performance for 24 months, provided the relevant feline is still alive. If for whatever reason Pe'ah dies while under your care, we'll suspend your license for life and then "tar and feather" you. har har har....purrr....meow!