But he's changed his heart and got engaged to "Waity Katie" in October last year. And they're getting married today. Not good that the TV people are going to show your wedding live tonight. Should I watch?
Oooohhh...my tiny heart is broken. Into a gazillion pieces!
|How can this two-legged furless woman..... (pix: Uncle Google)|
|....be compared to this ultra furry sexy feline bombshell?|
And, oooh.... William, I'm not returning the matching sapphire pendant you gave me, OK? I look good wearing it. It's the only memento I have of you now that you no longer want me. teeheehee! purrr....meow!
|Her ring now! (pix: Uncle Google)|
|Regal Angelina....am I not the more fitting princess? Imagine this picture adorning the wall at Buckingham Palace. |
I won't forgive you, William. Ever. I'm keeping that matching pendant.