Friday, April 29, 2011

William, How Could You????

I wrote about him when he came to Sydney early last year. You can read about it here.

But he's changed his heart and got engaged to "Waity Katie" in October last year. And they're getting married today. Not good that the TV people are going to show your wedding live tonight. Should I watch?

Oooohhh...my tiny heart is broken. Into a gazillion pieces!

How can this two-legged furless woman..... (pix: Uncle Google)
....be compared to this ultra furry sexy feline bombshell?
Angelina's note: I hate it that Kate gets to wear Diana's sapphire ring. And I don't care what dress she's gonna wear today. I heard that she made three. What a spendthrift! If you had chosen me, I'll break the record as the only royal married in the nude. Won't the pawpawrazzi have heaps of fun? That's a feline's prerogative....being naked all the time. Hey, saves you loads of money. Imagine if I become the fashion icon instead of Kate....all fur and no clothes....and I look (a gazillion time) better naked.
And, oooh.... William, I'm not returning the matching sapphire pendant you gave me, OK? I look good wearing it. It's the only memento I have of you now that you no longer want me. teeheehee! purrr....meow!

Her ring now! (pix: Uncle Google)
Regal Angelina....am I not the more fitting princess? Imagine this picture adorning the wall at Buckingham Palace. 
I won't forgive you, William. Ever. I'm keeping that matching pendant.

32 comments:

m.q said...

its ok dear angelina.
u wouldnt stand living in the palace...
and all the pawparazzi flash...and ..and..wake up!!!!hihihi

meowwmania said...

Angelina jgn sedih ok...kumbang bukan seekor heheee...

Cat-from-Sydney said...

m.q. dear,
I am awake! I'm already used to the pawpawrazzi....you know...being a Hollywood star and all that.... purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Meoww,
Taklah sedih sangat...I still have the sapphire pendant.. wah! bunyi materialistik gitu. purrr...meow!

Katnip Lounge said...

Hell hath no fury like a woman(cat) scorned...

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Katnip Lounger,
Oh yessss! You are absolutely right. purrr...meow!

Pat said...

Hugs for you, Kitty Kat! Poor thing!

But, have you seen his bald patch?! And him being so young and all. Imagine how he'll look when he's my age!!!!

You've made a lucky escape!!! Phew!

p.s.

But, of course, you should keep the pendant. What's been given cannot be taken back! How uncouth!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Pat,
You truly understand me....thank you... Yeah, in felinedom, having a bald patch may mean two things: fungus or flea...har har har *evil laughs* Do you like my pendant? It's nice isn't it? Not going to surrender that to Kate as well. purrr....meow!

Monyet King said...

he he he kuching perasan...

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Your Royal Monyetness,
This is a true story. *winks* purrr....meow!

Pi Bani said...

Sudah-sudahlah tu Angelina oii... whatever happened to Rajoo?

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Pi,
Entahlah si Rajoo tu...senyap je. Takkan nak tunggu sampai kucing bertanduk kot? purrr....meow!

Sandy said...

there ...there... believe me, you're so much prettier, fluffier and meatier than Kate ! We'll choose you over her anytime Angelina :D And Sapphire does look great on you

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tante Sandy,
Ooohhh....you understand me soooo much! purrr....meow!

Nur Misnan said...

ohhhh.. don't be sad sweety
William fm Msia is coming to u
nak kenal tak?? hu3
hancem tau..

anyways aunty nur suka rantai tuh
cantik... lovely

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Nur,
William from Malaysia??? wow! I like the pendant too. purrr....meow!

Carolyn said...

Angelina, you will always be my Princess, love Prince Austin of Furball.

masterwordsmith said...

LOL!!! Love this post sooo much!!! You look great - regal feline darling!!!

Am glad William did not choose you as you would be caught up in a whole new world.

Take care!!!

Malay-Kadazan girl said...

Lovely pendant there Angelina. You have the ideal figure Angelina. I was surprised that Kate was getting so skinny more on the aneroxic side. Definitely will not be a good model for young people if she don't put on weight back. But oh she look so radiant. Lovely bride. Jangan jeles ya.

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Ooohhh...Austin... you're a prince after my heart. *blush* purrrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

MKG dear,
I'm sure many many humans have wasted precious time that could be better used yesterday. And the price of that dress alone can feed thousands of children (or cats) in Africa or Asia or anywhere else. Oh dear...I sound bitter, don't I? purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Paula,
I would appoint you as my personal secretary.... wouldn't you like that???? purrr....meow!

Cloon said...

Oh Dear Angelina, what has happened to you is just unspeakable...think of me in Argyle, I hope it eases some of your pain...

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Heya Cloon,
It's hard to live with a broken heart but I'll learn to move on.... you are such a dear friend.... purrr....meow!

The Island Cats said...

Oh you are waaaaay too good for him, Angelina!! You wouldn't want to hafta move to England too....

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Island Cats,
There were talks of him becoming Australia's governor-general. I'll gladly move back to Australia for him. England is too cold for me. purrr....meow!

tireless mom said...

Kiss your heart out Angie. Too bad, and too late Will is already someone's hubby. Kumbang bukan chekor ok :)

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Yatt,
Tak maulah kumbang, busyuk! Harry kan masih ada....purrrr...meow!

Wan Sharif said...

Rayan lah tuuu!!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Ayoh Wang dengki tu! purrr....meow!

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

Angelina, the portrait of you looks absolutely amazing! The pendant suits you. You are most definitely of royal blood. There are plenty of fish in the sea, Angelina, don't wait for a wishy-washy Prince to come sweep you off your feet!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

CO78,
I know....am absolutely looking at Prince (MJ's son) as a potential now. What do you think? Can he afford me? purrr....meow!