Mama: Move over, Tom. I need to change the linen today. Too much floof around here.
Tom: I've just started my nap, Mama. Can't it wait?
Mama: Come on. Move over. Hurry up!
Mama: OK, I'm done. Now you can continue your nap.
Tom: Thanks, Mama. First I'll do my bathing...a man must look good...even while napping.
Mama: Yes, Tom? What's wrong?
Tom: Dunno...I can't quite put my finger on it. Something is not right.
Mama: What are you doing, Tom? You're messing things up.
Tom: Can't you see I'm trying to
make a comfortable nest style your bed here, Mama?
Mama: Huh? Styling? But the quilt is all bunched up....
Tom: Yes....now... this is more comfortable....
Tom: I call this the lived-in look.
All furrified and bunched up. Just like a page in Better Homes & Gardens...zzzzzz.....
Mama: Tom!!!! I'm going to ban you from my bed!!!!