Evil-ly compiled by Brad.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE. God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
The purrfect child! Me!!!!
hehehe...a good start on Monday morning..tq for sharing the reasons..have a great week!
n u look so cute...
My friend's son was asking his parents why his baby brother tak berapa nak ada rambut kat bahagian belakang kepala. So they told him it's what they call "cukur bantal" - because the baby asyik tidur terlentang with the back of his head atas bantal, so bahagian tu payah sikitlah nak tumbuh rambut.
The boy thought for a while, then he asked, "Abis tu ayah tidur macam mana?"
Ayahnya tak berapa nak ada rambut on the top of his head... so tidur buat headstand lah kot!! :)
Yeah...start the week by doing something evil...har har har har har har...
I'm purrfect and cute? Oh, I soooooo lurve you. You're the bestest. purr...meow!
Furkids will give you unconditional love, no matter what. Tidur buat headstand ke, terlentang ke, tertunggeng ke...teeheehee...purrr...meow!
Hey Brad, it would be alot more perfect if you could like drop a note to Miss Kate Whatever here to stay out of my way, esp when I am stumbling, half-awake, to the loo at 6 am. And also, to make sure she buries all her little interesting gifts in the garden after showing them off to Peter, instead of leaving it there and hoping that I will step on them... *eeeeooooouuuwww* Gross!
Dear Ms Kate,
Please stay away from Andrea, especially when she's half awake or in stupor at 6am! Also, please bury all your "presents" no matter how interesting they are, in the garden, instead of leaving them all over the place. If you don't behave, we'll take Peter away from you. Consider this as Warning #1.
By Order from Andrea,
Angelina & Brad
Oh but furkids can be very cheeky too! I have 6 witty kitties, all as cheeky as can be!
But we don't talk back...surely that counts for something...
Cheekiness = Cuteness, right? purr...meow!
You are even cuter when you tell jokes! Meowww!!
Oh Aunty Yatt,
You're a woman after my heart....purrr....meow!
Hi Cat, they're hilarious. Love kids answers and logic.
But furkids don't talk back or act "loyar buruk". Thus, we're perfect for my Mama. purrr....meow!
Great post with such adorable pics!!!
Wishing you and your family Selamat Hari Raya Haji.
Take care, drive safely and have a meaningful time with your loved ones.
Hi Cat, just to wish you and all at home, Selamat hari raya haji.
Best regards, Lee.
Our next post will be about what we did on Eid. Thank you for your wishes....purrr....meow!
You're gorgeous too! purrr....meow!
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