Monday, April 25, 2011

Monday Blues: Kitty Family Meeting

It's not easy being the Queen of this lot. Holding a meeting is almost impossible. But I need everyone to agree to the new law of the house, establishing new pecking order and all that. I don't want to be accused of being a dictator. I'm trying very hard to practise democracy.

Angelina: Order! Order! Everyone, please participate in this meeting. It's about to begin. Pay attention....purrrlease.
Michael: Angelina, I think we need to establish on who's going on dishwashing duty first. We can't have a meeting with dirty dishes lying around.
Nikki: Oh...I'd rather be shopping. Need to put  the groceries away first.
Tom and Nicole: We'd rather stay in bed and do what most couples do...groom each other. What were you thinking?
Brad: This is all too much for me. Am I still a slave?

Angelina's note: I rest my case. Nobody is paying attention. From now on, I'll just dish out commandments. I'll be a dictator from now on. Thus, the new pecking order is as follows:
1. Top Cat aka Queen - Angelina
2. Toppled Top Cat aka Fat Cat - King Tom
3. Toppled Queen - Consort Nicole
4. Still Crown Prince - Michael
5. Still Crown Princess aka The Koala - Nikki
6. Former slave, now family - Brad.
I did it my way..... purrr....meow! oohh... har har har *evil laughs*

32 comments:

Lili said...

Oh, that Nikki! She is fun to watch.
Oops, sorry Angelina...

meowwmania said...

hahahaha....

Angelina kamu sangat kejam :D

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Lili,
Hmmm....hmmm...hmmm....har har har *evil laughs*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Meoww,
Kejam untuk kebaikan. Takpe kan? kan? purrr....meow!

Sharz said...

haha..Angelina gila kuasa la... tapi budak2 lain boolayan... =p

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Ala...Aunty Sharz ni! I no fren you lah. har har har *evil laughs*

m.q said...

poor Brad hehehehhe

Pi Bani said...

Angelina gila kuasa!

CATachresis said...

Democracy in action! Love it. The only way, Angelina.

Sandy said...

So if they were toppled, what are they now ? how come Nikki always looks so relaxed ?

Katnip Lounge said...

My minions are the same way...shameless slackers.

xx The Baby.

Cat-from-Sydney said...

m.q. dear,
Poor Brad? He's family now, no longer slave. At least I didn't object to that decision. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Pi,
Alah...kuasa sikit-sikit je, bukannya nak jadi MB ke, CM ke, PM ke.... purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Carolyn,
From now on it's aristocracy. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tante Sandy,
They've all been reduced to become my minions. har har har *evil laughs*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

The Baby @ The Lounge,
I know! It's not easy being the Queen. purrr...meow!

Monyet King said...

kuching gila

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Monyet lagi gila. har har har *evil laughs*

Madam Tai Tai Again said...

Oh Brad...you are never a slave in my eyes. Angelina, please elevate his status in this household sikit boleh tak?

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Gina,
The family has decided that he's now a free man. He's been adopted fully and officially. Didn't I say "former" slave? purrr....meow!

aby said...

i m not a dictator,
but i practice Queen Control,
i m a decendant to the Queen,
learn to rule like the Iron Lady ..

obey.. obey ..
rules n order ..
merepek aby ..
ha..ha..

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Uncle Aby,
Oh dear! Why are you so merepek? Are there too many girls around you? tsk tsk tsk har har har *evil laughs*

Oskar said...

It sounds like you have it all under control!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

I am dying laughing over Nikki!!! OMC! Soooo funny!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Oskar dear,
What's under control? Nothing is under control around here. I'm tearing my fur out! purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Caren,
Nikki has replaced Brad as the clown of the family. purrr....meow!

Malay-Kadazan girl said...

Brad is always cool. Hmmm...Angelina you may have to try a new different approach...hahaha...

Cat-from-Sydney said...

MKG dear,
I don't know...I've tried everything. These felines are all spoilt brats. purrr...meow!

Clooney said...

Angelina, I'z shivering in me booties...

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Heya Cloon,
You're now "puss in booties"???? har har har *evil laughs*

~CovertOperations78~ said...

Felitocracy is a purrfect political system. And if you don't like you, you can turn around a flick your tail at it.

Cat-from-Sydney said...

CO78,
I like that word - felitocracy. purrr...meow!