Thursday, June 2, 2011

Are You For Real, Mr Cheng?

I received this in the inbox today. This Mr Cheng is very persistent. He's been sending me the same mail many many times. Aaahh....so generous of him. He wants to make me an instant millionaire.

Good Day,

I am Mr. Vincent Cheng Hoi Chuen, GBS, JP Chairman of the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation Limited.i have a business proposal of Twenty Two million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only for you to transact with me from my bank to your country.

All confirmable documents to back up the claims will be made available to you prior to your acceptance and as soon as I receive your return mail Via my email address:choi_chu003@yahoo.co.jp and I will let you know what is required of you.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr. Vincent Cheng

Well, Mr Cheng, I definitely can do wonders with that USD22.5 (RM67.5) million you're offering. But you know what...I'm just a cat. I have no bank account. I don't even have an ID like a human normally does. So, does that mean the deal is off? Can't you give that money to an animal shelter at wherever you are? Yeah...if you really have that much money to give to one cat, I'm sure you can sincerely give it to an animal shelter.
Oh, stop emailing me. purrr....meow!

36 comments:

m.q said...

hmmm...selalu jugak dpt email mcm ni. bosan betol

Au and Target said...

we think mr cheng isn't furry honest...

Cat-from-Sydney said...

m.q. dear,
Bosan tahap gaban dah! purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Au & Target,
We think so too. purrrr....meow!

Rosmawati Yusof said...

Sajer jer tu... leave me alone, meow-meow...

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Rosmawati,
Kalau dikumpulkan yang macam-macam dia orang ni email, dah lama Angelina jadi billionaire tau! purrr....meow!

ninotaziz said...

Yup, we humans will find million ways to look like an absolute @#&*%.

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aaahh...Aunty Ninot...spoken like a human.... purrr...meow!

Pi Bani said...

I get those emails almost EVERY day. Fed up sungguh!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Pi,
Dah dia terror boleh email kita, masukkan ajelah duit dalam akaun ke, pos cek terus kat kita ke....tak payah nak email kan? If I get the USD22.5 mn tu nanti I give to Buddies lah, nak? purr....meow!

Sandy said...

I got spams like this too, buttttt... I prefer your spam hahaa, cos the ones who sent me are always some Mr Abubububu or whatever fancy african sounding names , and they always claimed they came from Ougadogado or Timbuktu !! -_- seriously, your spam is more believable hahaha

Malay-Kadazan girl said...

Oh Angelina it seems we are having the same stalker.

one of Fae's humans said...

spam is the worst! :(

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

My standard reply:
"Dear Mr. Cheng,
I don't have a phone, a computer, a fax number or a bank account.
However, if you were to get me a phone, a computer and a fax machine and set up a bank account for me, you can put in any money you want for me. I'll come and collect it when I see there is USD22.5 (RM67.5) million in it.
Until then, ciao."

Carolyn said...

I am best pals with Mrs Farida Mzamber Waziri from Nigeria. She writes to me regularly about my finances. I would be sad if she stopped writing to me.

I expect she likes cats too =^..^=

Oskar said...

We hate those people! They need to find something useful to do with their time.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

I get those all the time too. Can't stand it!

Repositório said...

Afff! I hate this type of email!!!!

Adem and Cats said...

hehehe berhati2 ramai penipu diluar sana.

ademncats

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tante Sandy,
Mine is believable? Hey....for all we know it's true....har har har *evil laughs*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

MKG dear,
How much is he offering you? Same amount? Can we share? purr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Fae's human,
How do we seek revenge against these spammers? purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

CO78,
You sound scary, Mr Cheng won't come again. Ever. har har har *evil laughs*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Austin dear,
Who knows....Mr Cheng and Mrs Farida could be the same person. purrrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Oskar dear,
I agree wholeheartedly. They should have pets like us....time better spent, eh? purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Caren,
It's funny how most spam mails go straight to spam box but some, like this one, somehows filters through to the main inbox. I hate them too. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Marillia,
You get those too? I know....I hate them too. purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

AdemnCats,
Welcome to my world. Itulah...kucing pun dia nak tipu. Tak patut kan? purrr....meow!

Al-Manar said...

My poor Almanar children can do with that money. Go on, do something.

aby said...

salam CfS,
dia nak bersedekah kt makhluk kot,
tu yg dia pilih kucing ...

kesimpulan nya..
jgn pedulikan mel mcm tu ..
bak kata arwah P Ramlee,
semuanya Auta belaka ..

Clooney said...

Angie, before you sever ties, can you ask him if he's interested in purchasing a Clooneymobile from me?

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Dear Pakcik,
It's ill-gotten money. Tak berkat. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Uncle Aby,
Itulah pasal! Ada ke patut dengan kucing pun dia nak auta! purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Heya Cloon,
What if he wants to take over your finance and credit company? He's dangerous..... purrr...meow!

masterwordsmith said...

LOL!!!

Classic response that had me rolling on the floor!!

Angelina, you are a real scream!!!

I *heart* you!!!

Salam

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Paula,
Let me join you ROTFLOL!!!! har har har *evil laughs*