Tuesday, August 2, 2011

From My Inbox

Guide to Cat Massage
Created by: Massage Therapy Schools

Nicole's wisdom: This is hilarious. Want some more? Contact Candice at candice.parkson@gmail.com. Must say that I do this massage thingy quite well. purr... *giggles*

48 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

HISSterical!

family of fur said...

wah.. untungnya klu kucing tu urut2.. my cat xde pon nk mengurut. byk melakukan yg NO tu je dari YES. haha

jul said...

Adoi, will ask my mom to send her Chelly for cat massage. too at the cat dukun house...haha

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Katnip Lounger,
It is, isn't it? Check out their website too. Some cat lovers are very very creative indeed. purrrr *giggles*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

FOF,
Nicole je yang pandai kat rumah ni pun. Itupun ikut mood aje... purrr *giggles*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Jul,
Jadi kucing ni pun kena ada ilmu tau! purrrr *giggles*

Amanda said...

This is so hilarious! Thanks for posting this! Also, I love the new banner picture on your page, looks so sleepy and cozy :)

Oskar said...

Looks like what happens around here all the time!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Pi Bani said...

Urut ni kena pakai pengeras tak?

Repositório said...

MOL! We love this! Thanks to share!

Monyet King said...

LOL.... have you heard of monyet massage ?

kaykuala said...

Gosh, this is really interesting. I've stroked and I've carried my cats before. It would purr when stroked but remained lifeless without a sound when lifted by the nape of the neck.
Cat massage? Your must have full trust and know your cat to allow them. And they must have trimmed nails. You have friends like that?

Uncle Hank

sherry said...

hi...Salam ramadhan.

Wan Sharif said...

Eish.. bimbang kok kena kherka kek gi

meowwmania said...

ahahahahaha

kretip!

Sandy said...

Ahahah cats are awesome masseurs ! Although i'm worried about the claws factor

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Amanda (and Tobi),
That's me in the pix. Only a "senior" female will be comfy enough to show her sleeping side. purrr *giggles*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Really, Oskar? Who's been massaging you? purrr *giggles*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Pi,
Mestilah ada. 7 dulang Royale Fancy Feast, 7 pack 7.5kg Blackwood, need I go on? purrr *giggles*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Marilia,
You can start tutoring Bartholomeow at home too. purrrr *giggles*

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

OMC this was fabulous!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Your Royal Monyetness,
Got meh? I thought you all can only cari kutu. purrrr *giggles*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Uncle Hank,
You're talking to the expert here. My Mama and Dad are my regular clients. I do house calls but only in Klang Valley, OK? purrr *giggles*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Hi Aunty Sherry! Brad dah dibersarakan awal ni. Salam Ramadan to you too. purrrr *giggles*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Ayoh Wang,
Tak dok kherka nyer. Kita behave lah. purrrr *giggles*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Meoww,
Orang "gila" kucen ni sangat kreatif kan? Macam-macam ada. purrrr *giggles*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tanta Sandy,
No worries. I keep my claws trimmed. purrrr *giggles*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Caren,
It is, isn't it? purrr *giggles*

zool said...

How to do that?? It look difficult to instruct cat.

Nur Misnan said...

aunty nur need massage now..

can i??

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Zool dear,
I have to confess, not all cats are teachable. purrrr *giggles*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Nur,
OK. Come here. purrr *giggles*

m.q said...

we should ask ChaCha to learn about cat massage..because he is the one with big paws heheheh

much love;
BoBo Salem and my catlings

Cat-from-Sydney said...

BoBo,
He'd better. After all, he wants to be my son-in-law so badly, right? purrr *giggles*

Mr Puddy said...

OMC !!!! I love love this post !!! So Funny !!!!
I take note, You are the Best !!!!
xoxo

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Mr Puddy,
You can practise on your mom, ok? purrrr *giggles*

Malay-Kadazan girl said...

Wah very graphic.

Cat-from-Sydney said...

MKG dear,
It's a tutorial, I think. That's why. purrr *giggles*

LP said...

There are some very good techniques in your guide...some of which us critter cats do automatically , however , we don't take direction well. LP says we would be poor students. Seriously. How rude!

the critters in The Cottage

Cat-from-Sydney said...

tsk tsk tsk LP is too harsh on y'all Cottage Felines. Tell you what, y'all can learn these techniques one for one. Like, technique 1 is for Esme, technique 2 for Leo so on and so forth. Collectively, y'all would learned all. Remember the Three Musketeers credo: all for one and one for all. purrr *giggles*

Al-Manar said...

I wonder if I could do with one at the end of my prebet sapu

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Dear Pakcik,
Yes you CAN. Eh...macam kempen pilihanraya pulok. purrr *giggles*

one of Fae's humans said...

LOL

VERY interesting! thanks for sharing. :)

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Fae's human,
I wonder if Iggy can be trained in this. purrrr *giggles*

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

Aaahahaha!!! But this is marvellous! I think my Rowdies produced this poster! This is wonderful! Thank you for making me laugh, after one day of grieving for my precious Hopscotch! Can I share this on my Facebook, please?

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Oh yesss...CO78...sharing is caring! The feline in the poster is Siamese like me, I think. purrrr *giggles*

Kitcaboodles said...

Hi there, just discovered your blog and am lovin your work, I did giggle reading this!!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Hey Kitcaboodles! Welcome to my crazy world. Did Oskar sent ya? purrrrr *giggles*