Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Blog-in-Style

Hiya kitties and peeps! After much ado (including threats, cajolings, persuasions and disapproval tails), Mama has agreed to be retrained in blog upkeep. Try this at home and see if they work with your peeps. There are many training styles to choose from. Yes....it's hard to get good staff nowadays and if you have to make do with the mediocre available quality, might as well train them over and over again. Until they get it right. Or threaten to run away from home (works every time, I must admit).

This is the LOOK INTO MY EYES AND FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS style. Yeap, get it right from the very beginning. I'm serious, Mama.

The PAW ON KEYBOARD style. The staff must smooch and pay glowing tributes to that paw.

The ASSISTED PAW ON KEYBOARD style. Here, paw is spelled with a P not an M...sheeesh....

The I CAN BLOG EVEN WITH MY EYES HALF CLOSED  style. Don't try this when you're driving...

The TALK TO THE PAW style....or rather the DISAPPEARING HEAD style.

The TALK TO THE CURLY PAW style. Awesome, isn't it?

The ADMIRE THY BLOG style. Yeah....must appreciate your own work....

The UH OH...THOUGHT I HEARD DAD DISHING OUT THE GOODIES IN THE KITCHEN style. This is the best ending to the training programme. Ever.

HAPPY TRYING!!! purrr...meow!

Principal Trainer,
Prof Dr Angelina Jolie
PhD (Sydney Uni), Hon. Lit. Dr (UNSW), Master of the Letters (Wollongong)

26 comments:

meowwmania said...

pandainya Angelina...nnti ajar aunty lak yer hikhik~

i amsterdam said...

My.. the eyes are scary!!!

m.q said...

wow..you're so brilliant Angelina
we sure gonna follow your tips

ChaCha
Meow Meow Family

Carolyn said...

Pretty good going with the lecturing, Angelina! Give your hooman another couple of centuries and she might have got the hang!!!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Rewarding the trainer is a good training step too! ;)

Thank you so much for your purrs and prayers for Tutu. They most certainly helped! :)

Sandy of erwinandsandy.com said...

Hahaha this is superb ! Hmm.. so... you mean, Angelina doesn't do the typing herself ? >< I'm disappointed.

Malay-Kadazan girl said...

Kat sini ada small finger asyik tekan button switch off laptop mama dia pula.

Cheqna said...

I love the "actions"..happy training!

:-)))

Repositório said...

You have a sweet and lovely eyes, do you know?

Photo Cache said...

Angie baby youi do know how to train your staff. Are you accepting speaking/training gigs?

Pawhugs,
Emma and Buster

Wan Sharif said...

Kenapa ayoh wang rasa macam betul aje ni..
Ye lah macam boleh percaya ajer Angelina tu..

Tamago said...

LOL I love your style!! Your eyes are so beautiful that you can make me follow any instructions :-)

LP said...

Angelina you have a very relaxed teaching style! And those beautiful emerald eyes can guide an errant blogger very well indeed! :)

the critters in The Cottage xo

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Meoww,
Kelas kita mahal tau! Sanggup ke? purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Mother of Ilham,
Yeah....I love my scary eyes.... purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

ChaCha,
You're the smart one. Wanna be my protege? purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Caro,
A couple of centuries? Will have to invoke Bastet to life first. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

FoW,
Reward? Given permission to admire my eyes and smooch my paw are the rewards. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tante Sandy,
Tsk tsk tsk....why should you do anything yourself when you have slaves....errr...staff around? purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

MKG dear,
Jentik je jari-jemari tu.... teeheehee! purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Cheqna,
Jom join kelas kita. purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Marillia,
I know...and using its powers to the max. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Emma & Buster,
Please tell your people to speak to my people for details. Am available most Wednesdays. purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Ayoh Wang,
Kalau nak tahu, mintalah your HR department contact my office. Then you can watch me in action. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tamago san,
I can imagine that you can be my most obedient trainee. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Cottage Felines,
My emerald eyes are my most prized assets. purrr....meow!