Sunday Blues: Blogging Tutorial

Sleeping on the job, Brad?

Brad's note: It's not easy being the big brofur. My mentee, Seb the Pesky was a no-show at the scheduled blog tutorial class. What do I do? har har har *evil laughs*

Blog-in-Style

Hiya kitties and peeps! After much ado (including threats, cajolings, persuasions and disapproval tails), Mama has agreed to be retrained in blog upkeep. Try this at home and see if they work with your peeps. There are many training styles to choose from. Yes....it's hard to get good staff nowadays and if you have to make do with the mediocre available quality, might as well train them over and over again. Until they get it right. Or threaten to run away from home (works every time, I must admit).

This is the LOOK INTO MY EYES AND FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS style. Yeap, get it right from the very beginning. I'm serious, Mama.

The PAW ON KEYBOARD style. The staff must smooch and pay glowing tributes to that paw.

The ASSISTED PAW ON KEYBOARD style. Here, paw is spelled with a P not an M...sheeesh....

The I CAN BLOG EVEN WITH MY EYES HALF CLOSED  style. Don't try this when you're driving...

The TALK TO THE PAW style....or rather the DISAPPEARING HEAD style.

The TALK TO THE CURLY PAW style. Awesome, isn't it?

The ADMIRE THY BLOG style. Yeah....must appreciate your own work....

The UH OH...THOUGHT I HEARD DAD DISHING OUT THE GOODIES IN THE KITCHEN style. This is the best ending to the training programme. Ever.

HAPPY TRYING!!! purrr...meow!

Principal Trainer,
Prof Dr Angelina Jolie
PhD (Sydney Uni), Hon. Lit. Dr (UNSW), Master of the Letters (Wollongong)

Bloggeritis

No wonder Angelina took time off from blogging. It's so exhausting - physically, mentally and emotionally. Besides exercising my brain in cooking up stories, I also have to make sure that I position my body in such a way that I'm not ergonomically-challenged. And to avoid using bombastic words, my Mama said. (did I just do that?)

In deep thoughts....hmmm.....I need story ideas.....

This position is not comfy....

....let's try this position....oooh...I think my brain is lopsided now....

Aaarrrgghh.....positions....positions.... I need help. Seriously.

Brad says: And no vet can cure this ailment. har har har *evil laughs*