Sunday, June 10, 2012

Fit for A Feline

Heya Peeps!

It's the professor here.

Today, I'm going to give some housekeping tips, namely, how to choose the most suitable wardrobe for your bedroom.

It is actually very easy.

What you'll need is a set of wardrobe (properly installed, of course) a cat or a couple of cats...the more the better. Let me illustrate my points.
Test #1: Spatial. Make sure width and depth of wardrobe can easily fit a 4++kg feline.
Test #2: Strength. Yeah...can the shelf withstand wear and tear inflicted by a feline? Better still, can it shield itself against laser eyes?
Test #3: Resistance. Against heavyweight feline. Against wildlife (Nikki = koala, remember?).
If your wardrobe passes all those tests, you'll have a very good start in becoming a fashionista. purrr...meow!

*This message has been brought to you by Professor Dr Angelina Jolie*

26 comments:

masterwordsmith said...

Dear Professor Dr Angelina Jolie,

I am so pleased to be one of the first few to attend your inaugural lecture!

Love your household tips and heart-melting pics!!!

More, please?

:-)

Salam

Au and Target said...

Our wardrobes are packed with squashy clothes that we shed over and hide behind. It's FUN!

Wan Sharif said...

I am pleased to announce that my bedroom wardrobes fit your household tips... Question! do I need you and your gang to properly test them soon for certification?.

THE DUO said...

Hi Prof Angeline,

Good tip! Need to make sure Yong's wardrobes as sturdy as yours.

LOL,
Mika+Yong

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Paula,
I have given many lectures previously. You have been absent. tsk tsk tsk...naughty naughty! purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Au, Target & Guido,
I really hate when my Mama purposely close the wardrobe door. So mean. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Ayoh Wang,
Of course. We do better testing than SIRIM. We'll also issue a certificate once all your clothes have been furrified. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Mika,
Would you like to be our agent in your area? You can test all the wardrobes in your neighbourhood as well. purrr....meow!

Carolyn said...

Austin took notes! He won’t make any mistakes in measuring anymore. There have been quite a few CATastrophes involving Tigger because he didn’t take his gigantic fur into account!!!

m.q said...

Angelina, you're soo good. i'll take down important tips

Sachi
Meow Meow Family

Sandy of erwinandsandy.com said...

uh oh... my wardrobe will fail the test miserably. In fact, one shelf fell down just because I put my handbag on it hehehe ... -__-" sad. I need new one !

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Caro,
Tigger thinks he's a tiger....that's why. Am sure Austin can teach him a thing or two. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Sachi,
Yes. You'd better keep the family in line, OK? purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tante Sandy,
Your handbag must be super duper heavy. purrr...meow!

Sandy of erwinandsandy.com said...

kinda... plus there was only one tiny pin left holding the shelf haha +_+ poor quality tsk tsk...

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tante Sandy,
You desperately need Ikea in Jakarta...har har har... Purrrr...meow!

LP said...

We're sorry Dr.Angelina...we couldn't get past Seb's cuteness to hear your pointers....


the critters in The Cottage xo

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Cottage Felines,
This is the last time I'll use Seb as model. Come on! I'm the centrevof attraction. purrr...meow!

meowwmania said...

amboii bijaknya professor Dr Angelina nih!

alah tp kat rmh aunty kan tak kira muat ke tak muat jejebon tetap nak menyemak kat dlm gobok tuh! acaneee??

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Meoww,
Kunci je gobok tu. purrr...meow!!!

Tamago said...

Professor Dr Angelina Jolie, that is great housekeeping tip!! And it is very easy to understand with all the example photos :-)
You cracked me up with "shield itself against laser eyes" part. LOL!!

Layla ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Where may obtain the same doctorate, dear esteemed Professor? We have no wardrobes only closets and dressers. What to do?

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tamago-san,
In this day and age, even sensei must use technology as teaching aid. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Wise Felines,
If you check out my previous lecture, Blog-in-Style, you'll see all my degrees listed there. Ahem....they are legit, OK? purrr....meow!!

Photo Cache said...

hahaha, you have given an outstanding seminar my dear.

emma and buster

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Emma & Buster,
I'm considering a lecture tour in North America. Wanna join me? purrr....meow!