It's the professor here.
Today, I'm going to give some housekeping tips, namely, how to choose the most suitable wardrobe for your bedroom.
It is actually very easy.
What you'll need is a set of wardrobe (properly installed, of course) a cat or a couple of cats...the more the better. Let me illustrate my points.
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| Test #1: Spatial. Make sure width and depth of wardrobe can easily fit a 4++kg feline. |
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| Test #2: Strength. Yeah...can the shelf withstand wear and tear inflicted by a feline? Better still, can it shield itself against laser eyes? |
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| Test #3: Resistance. Against heavyweight feline. Against wildlife (Nikki = koala, remember?). |
*This message has been brought to you by Professor Dr Angelina Jolie*
26 comments:
Dear Professor Dr Angelina Jolie,
I am so pleased to be one of the first few to attend your inaugural lecture!
Love your household tips and heart-melting pics!!!
More, please?
:-)
Salam
Our wardrobes are packed with squashy clothes that we shed over and hide behind. It's FUN!
I am pleased to announce that my bedroom wardrobes fit your household tips... Question! do I need you and your gang to properly test them soon for certification?.
Hi Prof Angeline,
Good tip! Need to make sure Yong's wardrobes as sturdy as yours.
LOL,
Mika+Yong
Aunty Paula,
I have given many lectures previously. You have been absent. tsk tsk tsk...naughty naughty! purrr...meow!
Au, Target & Guido,
I really hate when my Mama purposely close the wardrobe door. So mean. purrr...meow!
Ayoh Wang,
Of course. We do better testing than SIRIM. We'll also issue a certificate once all your clothes have been furrified. purrr...meow!
Mika,
Would you like to be our agent in your area? You can test all the wardrobes in your neighbourhood as well. purrr....meow!
Austin took notes! He won’t make any mistakes in measuring anymore. There have been quite a few CATastrophes involving Tigger because he didn’t take his gigantic fur into account!!!
Angelina, you're soo good. i'll take down important tips
Sachi
Meow Meow Family
uh oh... my wardrobe will fail the test miserably. In fact, one shelf fell down just because I put my handbag on it hehehe ... -__-" sad. I need new one !
Aunty Caro,
Tigger thinks he's a tiger....that's why. Am sure Austin can teach him a thing or two. purrr...meow!
Sachi,
Yes. You'd better keep the family in line, OK? purrr....meow!
Tante Sandy,
Your handbag must be super duper heavy. purrr...meow!
kinda... plus there was only one tiny pin left holding the shelf haha +_+ poor quality tsk tsk...
Tante Sandy,
You desperately need Ikea in Jakarta...har har har... Purrrr...meow!
We're sorry Dr.Angelina...we couldn't get past Seb's cuteness to hear your pointers....
the critters in The Cottage xo
Cottage Felines,
This is the last time I'll use Seb as model. Come on! I'm the centrevof attraction. purrr...meow!
amboii bijaknya professor Dr Angelina nih!
alah tp kat rmh aunty kan tak kira muat ke tak muat jejebon tetap nak menyemak kat dlm gobok tuh! acaneee??
Aunty Meoww,
Kunci je gobok tu. purrr...meow!!!
Professor Dr Angelina Jolie, that is great housekeeping tip!! And it is very easy to understand with all the example photos :-)
You cracked me up with "shield itself against laser eyes" part. LOL!!
Where may obtain the same doctorate, dear esteemed Professor? We have no wardrobes only closets and dressers. What to do?
Tamago-san,
In this day and age, even sensei must use technology as teaching aid. purrr...meow!
Wise Felines,
If you check out my previous lecture, Blog-in-Style, you'll see all my degrees listed there. Ahem....they are legit, OK? purrr....meow!!
hahaha, you have given an outstanding seminar my dear.
emma and buster
Emma & Buster,
I'm considering a lecture tour in North America. Wanna join me? purrr....meow!
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