Friday, June 29, 2012

My 3-in-1 Cousin

Sometimes, ignorance is not bliss.

Case in point: I have just found out that my darling gentle handsome Abang Epi has a black belt in the Korean martial arts Taekwando. On top of that, he is also a state (Selangor) representative and won a bronze medal in a recent national championship.

Y'all know that I've tried peddling him to young girls since Adam... a combination of brain and beauty... and now apparently he has brawn as well. So, there you have it. The complete package. My 3-in-1 Abang Epi.

Rest assured girls, if you hook up with him, you'll be protected....

Hmmm....he's got the soul....
Aaah....nasty moves there. Beware!
In patriotic fervor. How does bronze taste like? We hope he'll get gold next time.
Angelina's note: Warning to all animal abusers!!! I'll send my Abang Epi to beat you up. har har har *evil laughs*

pee ess: Abang Epi is a certified physiotherapist...so I wonder if he'd heal his opponent after he beat them up?

34 comments:

Monyet King said...

The second photo : Is that the monyet style kungfu ?

m.q said...

we can use his help i guess in case of any animal abuse

BoBo Salem
Meow Meow family

Nur Misnan said...

wow.. Abang epi, Kopi nak belajar take2dow boleh.. Nak kasi fly kick dgn ummi.. meowww

anis said...

can abg epi beat the petknode hell? ekeke, joking...beware animal abuser, we got abg epi...arr~~

aby said...

salam CfS ..
aby pun dulu state representative in silat olahraga ..
at the age of 17 already took part in state level tae kwon do tournoment ..
abg epi have the style to be a women proctector ..

Carolyn said...

A good bloke to have on your side!!! :)

Photo Cache said...

you should find a girl that likes cats or else no go.

emma and buster.

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

if only I were single....and about THIRTY YEARS YOUNGER......MOL!!

tireless mom said...

Abang Epi can make good friends with Ayna and Ali who happen to be black belters too. jommmsss !

ninotaziz said...

Hhhmmmm, how old is this Abang Epi again?

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Your Royal Monyetness,
I believe that's the drunken feline step. purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

m.q. dear,
Yes we can indeed. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Kopi,
Tak baik fly kick ngan Ummi tau! Derhaka namanya tu. purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Anis,
Those petknode cretins won't stand a chance against my Abang Epi. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Uncle Aby,
Kalau nak mintak tolong beduk jiran yang dengki tu, bagitaulah. Kami sedia membantu. purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Caro,
And he loves to hug me silly.... purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Emma & Buster,
Of course. All girls will be screened by me. purrrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Craen,
Age is but a number....just saying..... purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Yatt,
Menarik tu. eh, bila kita nak ngeteh bersama? Dah lama tak jumpa. purrrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Ninot,
All of 26! purrrr....meow!

Uncle Lee said...

Hi Cat Interesting relative you have.....
With his kind of good looks, SYTs have to to take a number, ha ha.
Does he like cats?
Lee.

Tamago said...

How impressive! He does have complete package!! We sure can ask his help to beat up animal abusers.

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Uncle Lee,
It's just that we are looking for a wife for him.....the gold medal, in your books. purrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tamago san,
Oh yess...animal abusers, beware! purrrr...meow!

Al-Manar said...

I kind of wonder if this black belt happens to get entangled with a female black belt, what would they do in their house during spare time, belting each other black and blue?

LP said...

But the real questions are...does he love cats?!!
AND...can he cook?!!Heeheeheehee.


the critters in The Cottage xo

Au and Target said...

Haha! The idea of you peddling man-flesh to young girls!!!

Sandy of erwinandsandy.com said...

wwooww... Abang Epi is pawesome ! Sigh, Angelina , my blog is temporarily down due to hackers -_-" will get it back up soon. Meanwhile, Dung-Dung is doing fine . Here's what he's been up to :
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/557152_10150930596733697_599670803_n.jpg

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Dear Pakcik,
Ish.....your comment makes....ahem....blush! Use your imagination. purrrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Cottage Felines,
Yess to the first question. No for the second. He can do karate chops but no lamb chops! purrr...meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Au, Target & Guido,
Never say never! purrr....meow!

Malay-Kadazan girl said...

Boleh jadi bachelor of the year.
Nanti bolehlah jadi tok guru Rayyan and Ilhan.

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tante Sandy,
Aauwww....do you want me to send Abang Epi to beat up the hackers? purrrr....meow!

Cat-from-Sydney said...

MKG dear,
He surely can....be a teacherr to your boys, I mean. purrr...meow!