Monday, July 30, 2012

Manhood Comes With A Price

As most of y'all know, Seb has been "fixed". I don't know why but all the boys in this family had to go through this ritual. It's for your own good, Mama said. So that we can have fun with all the girls without adding on to the feline population....she rationalised.

So, anyway, back to Seb, I don't think he was happy about it. Maybe he doesn't even realise it as there is no "unfixed" girl in this house, anyway. But then, what choice does he have? There are three girls in this house, all singles but unavailable.

Nicole, as we know, is not a merry widow. I don't think anyone can ever hold a torch to the memory of Tom and the loving relationship they have. Then there's Nikki, the happy go lucky rolly polly girl who's happy being single and Dad's blue eyed girl. And, of course, there's Queen Angelina who doesn't care a hoot about being tied to a single mancat. Last I heard, she already has three fiances.

Thus, my next job is to make sure Seb will remain a happy bachelor like me. We can flirt with anyone we like, without fear of knocking up anyone. har har har *evil laughs*

Oh yeah, did I tell you the vet who "fixed" Seb was a girl? I bet this is a conspiracy by all you ladies out there. "Fix" the boys so the girls can roam free? Hmmmm.....

Seb being comforted by Mama....he was admitted to the clinic in the evening prior to surgery day. Seb had to fast before surgery, hard to control when living in a household of multiple cats. Thus the overnight stay.
Yeah....don't be duped by the sweet smile, Seb. She's the one with the knife....

That's the look Seb gave Mama as she was leaving the premises.
He must be thinking: oh no! What's going to happen to me?
At home, Seb decided to give Mama his tail of disapproval. Hard to do when you don't have a long tail, my brofur!
Brad's note: He's still alive and kicking, and back to his pesky self. Err....whoever said that "fixing" this boy will change his behaviour? I don't see any change and I should know coz I have been his Big Bro for so long. har har har *evil laughs*

19 comments:

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

Ohhhh precious Seb!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those photos were just PRICELESS!!!!!

I am soooo happy you are back to yourself!

That vet looked soooo sweet but wow she does pack a powerful slice!!!

xoxoxo

CATachresis said...

That vet was smiling a bit too sweetly for my liking!!! Seb’s face is a delight lol

Katnip Lounge said...

LOVE that pathetic face! The cool sink prolly felt good on his sore nethers. Seb, time for the ladies now!

Monyet King said...

Photo No. 3. Priceless.

Tamago said...

Awwww the look Seb gave mama as she was leaving is so sweet! It must been so hard for her to leave him! I'm sure she saw his tail of disapproval!

meowwmania said...

wahh lepas sunat ni makin hengsem la aunty tgk *wink*

Mr Puddy said...

Seb, All GOOD now !!!!
Now you can do FULL. FLIRTING like ME !!!!! Tee...heh...heh
Xox

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Caren,
Imagine the newspaper headlines: The Smiling Vet Cometh!!! with two hard core pawpawrazzis around us, there's no way this significant event in Seb's life would go unrecorded. har har har *evil laughs*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Caro,
Should we show the before and after pix as well? You know....of the now missing organ? har har har *evil laughs*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Lounge Kitties,
Yeah...the high price Seb has to pay to be able to stay in a furrrrever home. Maybe he's wishing that he remains feral. But it's been fated. har har har *evil laughs*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Your Royal Monyetness,
Boleh berlakon iklan ke? har har har *evil laughs*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tamago san,
Seb has a bob of a tail....and now he has no balls! har har har *evil laughs*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Aunty Meoww,
Amboi! Brad lagi hensem lah. Seb tu budak lagi! har har har *evil laughs*

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Mr Puddy,
One must learn from the best. I heard you're the best Down Under since I'm no longer there! har har har *evil laughs*

LP said...

Seb you are such a cutie! We can't believe how long your whiskers are now.Hooray!
Don't worry about the big snip...you'll still be a big pest ...at least Levon is...

the critters in the cottage xo

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Cottage Feline,
He's using his cuteness to his advantage all the time.....as if he can't do wrong in Mama's eyes. Thing is, I get blamed for his peskyness....! har har har *evil laughs*

Sandy of erwinandsandy.com said...

lol lol ! Seb's nose is so cuteeee ! Anyway, Seb, don't worry, this is actually not much different from circumcision. In Indonesia, this calls for a big celebration with Dangdut night and lots of food ^^.

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Tante Sandy,
Dangdut night and lots of food? We'll have to wait till Ramadan is over, then we'll have a party in his honour. Mama says this occasion calls pulut kuning and lamb curry. har har har *evil laughs*

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

Oh, poor Seb! He looks so sad at the idea of Mama leaving without him! He's not worried about his balls, I know. Animals don't have ego attachment to their appendages as men do. Men are just that little bit more insecure than animals.