Phew! Not me!
Angelina's been a bad bad girl. My Mama is very very upset. "I'm blind as a bat," she told Dad. It's going to be at least a week before the replacement arrives. In the meantime, no driving and no watching TV. "I'm going to rely on you, Brad, on the World Cup games."
No worries, Mama. I'm at your service. Woohoo! I'm in her good books for now.
Eat your heart out, Angelina. Hurry up, ask for forgiveness. har har har *evil laughs*