Monday, March 28, 2011

The Tribe Has Spoken

Dear Angelina,
Why are you so worried about the sleeping arrangement in this house? There's more than enough space for all of us. Provided, you understand the pecking order.

1. Tom is the top cat in the house. There's no question about that. He is Mama's first born and will remain so furrrever. So, Tom will always get preferential treatment by Mama and Dad. King Tom gets to do whatever he wishes to do.

Tom on Dad.
2. Nicole is the only daughter in law of this family. She's the Queen of the house. No usurper is tolerated.

3. Michael is the Crown Prince. He guards the family well and reports to Tom. Offending him means insulting Tom.

4. Nikki (that's me!) is the Crown Princess. She is the apple of Dad's eyes. She can do no wrong in his eyes.

Tom, Nikki & Nicole on bed, sans Mama or Dad. Michael on top of wardrobe, as usual.
5. This is your position now, Angelina. At least you're not last on the list.

6. Brad. Slavery has been abolished hundreds of years ago. We've declared him free from the bondage you wound around him. Poor guy. He's family now, get it?

Yours sincerely,
Nikki

30 comments:

Carolyn said...

You are quite a menagerie - good looking too! Look forward to getting to know you all.

Oskar said...

Very interesting to know who falls where!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Rosmawati Yusof said...

Hi, Angelina n The Gang, abang Madan kirim salam sayang kat semua...

Pi Bani said...

Hey Nikki,
Make Angelina your maid lah! *batu api mode*

meowwmania said...

hehe...Angelina did you get it??

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Carolyn,
Menagerie? More like a zoo....har har har *evil laughs*

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Oskar dear,
Am unhappy that I'm now cat #5 when I used to be numero uno. sigh..... purrr...meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Rosmawati,
Kalau Angelina kawin dengan Abang Madan, boleh tak Angelina pindah sana? purrr....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Pi!!!!! *speechless* purrr....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Meoww,
Beginilah nasib si anak dagang! purrr...meow!

Sandy said...

oh wow... looks like a lot of fun there ! there's pecking order too -.-, don't worry Angelina, they'll love you once they get to know you and Brad

sherry said...

Kesian Brad..list paling bawah! takper..aunty tetap sayang Brad.

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Tante Sandy,
I'm going to start a stress journal too. purrr....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Sherry,
I love it that I'm last. That means I'm the bongsu manja one. Kan ngada-ngada extra. har har har *evil laughs*

Brad

Sandy said...

oh no no... don't , you have nothing to be stressed over :D , if you're stressed out you can come to Jakarta,we'll take you rollercoasting @ Dunia Fantasi

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Tante Sandy,
You are the BEST!!!! Adopt me purrrrlease! purrr....meow!

Abdullah said...

Angie - spare a thought for poor ol' Biscuit in Cat Heaven..hehe..

Roy said...

Ah, the pecking order has been cleared up. Now there will be no more problems. Yeah. RIGHT!

Put it before the Council and call for a vote!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Uncle Lobo,
Poor ol' Biscuit is having a whale of a time in cat's heaven. purrr....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Uncle Roy,
It's dictatorship over here. I don't get to vote. There'll be a revolution soon. purrr...meow!

Au and Target said...

Nice to see the whole gang!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Au and Target,
Gang(ster)!!!! purrr....meow!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

no matter what the hierarchy it must be sooo much fun having a number of cats living in your home. I have only had one at a time.

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Aunty Caren,
We have six too many. Imagine the amount of poo Mama has to scoop every day. purrrr....meow!

Sandy said...

yea sure !! :D hahaha would love to have you with us , just let me know if it's too cramped there with all the other felines

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Tante Sandy,
OK, let's check immigration, customs and quarantine. SYD-KUL-JKT ticket booked! purrr....meow!

i amsterdam said...

He..he.. poor Angelina !!

~Covert_Operations'78~ said...

Dear Angelina,
In return, do demand your personal cat tower that comes with heavy duty scratching posts, a hammock, a cubby hole and a bridge. No other feline must be allowed to go near it.

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Mother of Ilham,
I'm not poor anymore....am rich, I have family now. purrr....meow!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

CO78,
I can always count on you to come up with such a brilliant idea. purrr....meow!