Monday, January 30, 2012

Tom the ID Mag Stylist

Mama: Move over, Tom. I need to change the linen today. Too much floof around here.
Tom: I've just started my nap, Mama. Can't it wait?

Mama: Come on. Move over. Hurry up!
Tom: Huh???

Mama: OK, I'm done. Now you can continue your nap.
Tom: Thanks, Mama. First I'll do my bathing...a man must look good...even while napping.

Mama: Yes, Tom? What's wrong?
Tom: Dunno...I can't quite put my finger on it. Something is not right.

Mama: What are you doing, Tom? You're messing things up.
Tom: Can't you see I'm trying to make a comfortable nest style your bed here, Mama?

Mama: Huh? Styling? But the quilt is all bunched up....
Tom: Yes....now... this is more comfortable....

Tom: I call this the lived-in look. All furrified and bunched up. Just like a page in Better Homes & Gardens...zzzzzz.....
Mama: Tom!!!! I'm going to ban you from my bed!!!!

Monday, January 23, 2012

Odd Choices

Hmmm....what shall it be? This red shantung kimono....(pix: Uncle Google)
....or this pink cheongsam? (pix: Uncle Google)
Angelina's note: Oooh...sorry kitties. I was distracted by those items of clothing. Mama says I'll have to wear them if I want to follow her visit her friends' Open House today. On second thoughts.....nooooo way Jose! I'd rather be naked and stay at home. To everyone, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR. GONG XI FA CAI. purrr...meow!

Friday, January 20, 2012

A Betrayal

Kitties, I'm so upset that I feel like running away from home again. How could you, Mama???? Well, I've just found out that Mama has a PTFL (part time feline lover) at that island she's been frequenting. Work, she said, not pleasure. But what did I find? A folder of revealing pictures...with bedroom antics and all. I'm so disappointed, Mama....

Here's the PTFL, named Ming Ming, a full mancat (he's not neutered, mind you!) He was allowed to sniff Mama's electronic gadgets.
He was allowed to even attend the meetings Mama had with the locals.
Look at what he's doing on Mama's bed....he had the audacity to do his bathing there.
Ming Ming posing for the camera....
Huh???? This is too much. He slept with Mama????? aaarrrggghhh.....
Angelina's note: My heart bleeds, kitties. purrr....meow!

Monday, January 16, 2012

Brad the Disciplinarian

Brad: Behave, Seb. Or else.....the others are all complaining about you...
Seb: What are you going to do brofur? Whack me?

Brad: No whacking. I don't believe in hitting little kits. But see if you like being jailed in this basket.
Seb: Ooops...gulp!

Seb: Help!!! Mama.....get me out of here...!!!!
Brad: har har har *evil laughs*

Angelina's note: Good on you, Brad. Everyone is tired of Seb's pesky ways. He's beyond naughty...I know...I've said that before. purrrr....meow!