My Gotcha Present???? Pfftttt......!!!!

Mama went shopping today. Guess what she bought me?

This present? Duh....

Brad says: Mama, I'd rather not have this present. She's been mean to me....for the past four years!!!! har har har *evil laughs*

Monday Blues: Kitty Family Meeting

It's not easy being the Queen of this lot. Holding a meeting is almost impossible. But I need everyone to agree to the new law of the house, establishing new pecking order and all that. I don't want to be accused of being a dictator. I'm trying very hard to practise democracy.

Angelina: Order! Order! Everyone, please participate in this meeting. It's about to begin. Pay attention....purrrlease.

Michael: Angelina, I think we need to establish on who's going on dishwashing duty first. We can't have a meeting with dirty dishes lying around.

Nikki: Oh...I'd rather be shopping. Need to put  the groceries away first.

Tom and Nicole: We'd rather stay in bed and do what most couples do...groom each other. What were you thinking?

Brad: This is all too much for me. Am I still a slave?

Angelina's note: I rest my case. Nobody is paying attention. From now on, I'll just dish out commandments. I'll be a dictator from now on. Thus, the new pecking order is as follows:
1. Top Cat aka Queen - Angelina
2. Toppled Top Cat aka Fat Cat - King Tom
3. Toppled Queen - Consort Nicole
4. Still Crown Prince - Michael
5. Still Crown Princess aka The Koala - Nikki
6. Former slave, now family - Brad.
I did it my way..... purrr....meow! oohh... har har har *evil laughs*