Are You For Real, Mr Cheng?

I received this in the inbox today. This Mr Cheng is very persistent. He's been sending me the same mail many many times. Aaahh....so generous of him. He wants to make me an instant millionaire.

Good Day,

I am Mr. Vincent Cheng Hoi Chuen, GBS, JP Chairman of the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation Limited.i have a business proposal of Twenty Two million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only for you to transact with me from my bank to your country.

All confirmable documents to back up the claims will be made available to you prior to your acceptance and as soon as I receive your return mail Via my email address:choi_chu003@yahoo.co.jp and I will let you know what is required of you.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr. Vincent Cheng

Well, Mr Cheng, I definitely can do wonders with that USD22.5 (RM67.5) million you're offering. But you know what...I'm just a cat. I have no bank account. I don't even have an ID like a human normally does. So, does that mean the deal is off? Can't you give that money to an animal shelter at wherever you are? Yeah...if you really have that much money to give to one cat, I'm sure you can sincerely give it to an animal shelter.
Oh, stop emailing me. purrr....meow!