Showing posts with label no more snail mail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label no more snail mail. Show all posts

Monday, March 22, 2010

...WTF!!!!!

"Angelina, go downstairs and check the mail. I'm expecting some bills."
"Yes, Mama. Won't be long."
....krrrriuuuukkk....bang!
"Angelina, don't slam the door."
....krrriuuuuukkk..
"It wasn't me Mama. It was the wind."
"OK."
....krrriuuuuukkk..
After five minutes or so...
....krrrriuuuukkk...
"Mama, I can't get 'to' the mail."
"What do you mean by you can't get 'to' the mail?"
"It's too high, Mama. I can't reach it."
"Don't lie, sweetheart. It's within your reach."
"I used to. But I can't anymore."
"Duh?"
"Well, you should see it for yourself."
"I will. You come with me too."
....krrrriuuuukkkkk...click..
Meanwhile, on ground level....
"What the #@%&*!!!"
"Mama, don't swear."
"Oh, sorry sweetheart. It will be a while before I'll ask you to check the mail again."
"But I can climb to the brown box, Mama."
"Nope. This is a construction site now. Dangerous for you."

Someone knocked down the mailboxes at our building over the weekend.