William, How Could You????

I wrote about him when he came to Sydney early last year. You can read about it here.

But he's changed his heart and got engaged to "Waity Katie" in October last year. And they're getting married today. Not good that the TV people are going to show your wedding live tonight. Should I watch?

Oooohhh...my tiny heart is broken. Into a gazillion pieces!

How can this two-legged furless woman..... (pix: Uncle Google)

....be compared to this ultra furry sexy feline bombshell?

Angelina's note: I hate it that Kate gets to wear Diana's sapphire ring. And I don't care what dress she's gonna wear today. I heard that she made three. What a spendthrift! If you had chosen me, I'll break the record as the only royal married in the nude. Won't the pawpawrazzi have heaps of fun? That's a feline's prerogative....being naked all the time. Hey, saves you loads of money. Imagine if I become the fashion icon instead of Kate....all fur and no clothes....and I look (a gazillion time) better naked.
And, oooh.... William, I'm not returning the matching sapphire pendant you gave me, OK? I look good wearing it. It's the only memento I have of you now that you no longer want me. teeheehee! purrr....meow!

Her ring now! (pix: Uncle Google)

Regal Angelina....am I not the more fitting princess? Imagine this picture adorning the wall at Buckingham Palace. 
I won't forgive you, William. Ever. I'm keeping that matching pendant.