TGIF

What Mama plans to do this weekend?

Wordless Wednesday: The Slept-In Look

Wordless Wednesday: Late for Work Again, Mama?

They Are 8!

Nikki Lauda Kidman-Cruise aka Dad's blue-eyed girl aka Koala: born 29 August 2004

Michael Schumacher Kidman-Cruise aka Mama's blue-eyed boy: born 29 August 2004

Fit for A Feline

Heya Peeps!

It's the professor here.

Today, I'm going to give some housekeping tips, namely, how to choose the most suitable wardrobe for your bedroom.

It is actually very easy.

What you'll need is a set of wardrobe (properly installed, of course) a cat or a couple of cats...the more the better. Let me illustrate my points.

Test #1: Spatial. Make sure width and depth of wardrobe can easily fit a 4++kg feline.

Test #2: Strength. Yeah...can the shelf withstand wear and tear inflicted by a feline? Better still, can it shield itself against laser eyes?

Test #3: Resistance. Against heavyweight feline. Against wildlife (Nikki = koala, remember?).

If your wardrobe passes all those tests, you'll have a very good start in becoming a fashionista. purrr...meow!

*This message has been brought to you by Professor Dr Angelina Jolie*

Wordless Wednesday: Kitty in Closet

Wordless Wednesday: Up High with Nikki

Wordless Wednesday: Nikki Plays Babysitter

Tabby on Thursday: Nikki Failed Fluff Control

Nikki failed her "bathing" exam. Look at that extra fluff. tsk tsk tsk...

This is what she did earlier. Intense bathing and grooming there but still...she failed.

"Angelina, fail or pass, I still look good," Nikki said.

Totally Clueless on Tuesday: Kiss Kiss Nikki

True Love on Tuesday: Dad Gives The Best Scritches......

Nikki: That's ticklish, Dad.

Nikki: Hmm...this is better than nip.

Nikki: I'm zonked.

Nikki's Story

Hi! It's Nikki here. Angelina says I have to tell you all myself. Of how once upon a time I had this ugly scab on my stomach. It was ugly and I hated it. It was also itchy and throbbing and painful sometimes. It also hampered my otherwise healthy lifestyle as it made me spend time more on Mama's bed or our red sick bay....errr.....chair. 

Hmmm....what happened was, I was walking with a limp. I don't really remember what happened then. Did I fall off something as I was doing my routine exercise? Anyway, Mama and Dad took me to the vet. They prodded and did an X-ray on my foot. It was painful, OK!  Well, I didn't whimper or anything (hmmm...surely not good for my street cred) but I bit whoever dares touch my leg. Then the vet gave some medicines that Mama forced me to swallow every morning. For the leg, they said.

Then I started to feel itchy around my tummy. I don't know what it was so I started scratching and licking and scratching and licking ....until....a scab began to develop and started becoming bigger and bigger and bigger. Mama had a scare coz that's where the vet had previously cut to spay me. Yeah...so I've never been kissed....(Tom and Mike and Ralph don't count as they're my father and brothers).... 

So off we went to the vet again and this time they said I somehow had an allergic reaction to the medicines they gave me for the hurt leg (which was just a minor injury in the first place). Hahaha....Mama was sooooo ready to sue the vets. So, they pleaded and didn't charge for the second visit. So I get some kind of cream to lather on the scab and somehow it reduced the size. Phew! I'm so over it now. Actually not coz I'm still talking about it now....three years later.

Look at that ugly thing on my stomach! 

Close up of the ugly thingy. Yuks!

Aaahh...still have to keep it clean and sanitary and germ free....

And....as for why I get the nickname "koala"....the incident with the leg and scab made me less active for a while. And so I became somewhat rotund, chubby, tubby...whatever. Well, better "koala" than if they were to call me "telly tubby" I guess.

Do I look like a koala? No, right?

So, there you have it. My story.

The second sexiest girl in the house (after Angelina, of course),
Nikki Lauda Kidman-Cruise (that's my full name.....sigh....)