Showing posts with label wardrobe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wardrobe. Show all posts

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Fit for A Feline

Heya Peeps!

It's the professor here.

Today, I'm going to give some housekeping tips, namely, how to choose the most suitable wardrobe for your bedroom.

It is actually very easy.

What you'll need is a set of wardrobe (properly installed, of course) a cat or a couple of cats...the more the better. Let me illustrate my points.
Test #1: Spatial. Make sure width and depth of wardrobe can easily fit a 4++kg feline.
Test #2: Strength. Yeah...can the shelf withstand wear and tear inflicted by a feline? Better still, can it shield itself against laser eyes?
Test #3: Resistance. Against heavyweight feline. Against wildlife (Nikki = koala, remember?).
If your wardrobe passes all those tests, you'll have a very good start in becoming a fashionista. purrr...meow!

*This message has been brought to you by Professor Dr Angelina Jolie*